[*Girlz*]-Starlight
05-19-2007, 09:03 AM
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodarant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they dont sell rectum deodarant and never have.
Unphased, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying this stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry" says the pharmacist," we don't have any." but, I always buy it here,"says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes" says the blonde, " I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, this is just a normal stick of underarm deodarant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container................"To apply, push up bottom!"
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they dont sell rectum deodarant and never have.
Unphased, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying this stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry" says the pharmacist," we don't have any." but, I always buy it here,"says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes" says the blonde, " I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, this is just a normal stick of underarm deodarant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container................"To apply, push up bottom!"